Pizzeria names are sometimes funny or plain, or just a family name. What goes into picking one? Sometimes you see creativity, then at other times, you scratch your head in disbelief.

Just for fun, check out these pizzeria names!!! I compiled them from various articles and directories. Some of these pizzerias exist — and some don’t anymore.

  • 800 Degrees
  • Airplane: The Movie: The Pizza
  • All Around Pizza
  • Best Pizza
  • Big Bang Pizza
  • Big Slice Pizza
  • Blaze Pizza
  • Bobbing for Pizza
  • Burritos As Big As Your Head Pizza
  • Buttercrust
  • Chunky Donkey Pizza
  • Crush Pizza
  • Crusty’s
  • Deep Dish Pizzeria
  • Dirty Water Dough
  • Doctor Spock’s Quiet Baby Brick Oven Trattoria
  • Doughbie Brothers Pizza
  • EATaliano Kitchen
  • Ex-Wife’s Pizza
  • Extreme Pizza
  • Family Night Pizza
  • Fat Boy’s Pizza
  • Flippin’ Pizza
  • Flyer’s Pizza
  • Flying Saucer Pizza
  • Full Moon Pizza
  • Fun Guys Vegan Pizza
  • Go-Go-Gourmet Pizza

I told you there would be some pizzeria names that you would wonder what they were thinking.

  • Hard Times II
  • Heady Pies
  • Here Today, Gone Tomato Pies
  • Here’s Italy
  • Hole in the Wall Pizza
  • Holy Rollers Pizzeria
  • Home Slice
  • Hot Stone Pizzeria
  • I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cheeseburgers (Because It’s Pizza)
  • I’m Too Sexy for My Slice
  • Land of Pizza
  • Lazy Baker Pizza Maker
  • Little Italy Pizza
  • Mad Pizza
  • Mama Said Pizza!
  • Mary Worth’s Pointless Pizza
  • Master of My Doughmain
  • Masterpiece Pies
  • Mean Old Mr. Pizza
  • Mellow Mozzarella Pizzeria
  • Mellow Mushroom
  • Mi Pizza
  • Mission: Impizzable
  • MOD Pizza
  • Mormon Tabernacle Pizza Gazebo
  • Mozza
  • My Big Fat Italian Pizza
  • Now That’s What I Call Pizza!
  • Onomotopizza
  • Oven and Shaker
  • Parmesan’s Pizzeria
  • Pepper Annie’s Pizza Emporium
  • Pi Za Pies
  • Pie in the Sky
  • Piggy Parts Pizza
  • Piggy Parts Pizzeria
  • Pistol-Packin’ Pizza Mama
  • Pizza and Go
  • Pizza by the Chef
  • Pizza Days
  • Pizza Express
  • Pizza For Pyros
  • Pizza Gorillaz
  • Pizza’hoy!
  • Pizza on the Moon (sci-fi theme)
  • Pizza Paradise
  • Pizza Shuttle
  • Pizza Stop
  • Pizza Studio
  • Pizza Tree
  • Pizza Up in Dis House
  • Pizzageddon
  • Pizzaiolo
  • Pizzarrhea!
  • Pizza’hoy!
  • Pomodoro
  • Pups & Pies: The Pet Store That Makes Great Pizza
  • Purty Mouth Pizza

How many of these pizzeria names are making you think of hot pizza?

  • Raphael’s Famous Footlong Pizzas on Tenth
  • Red Line Pizza
  • Red Pepper Pizza
  • Rise Pies
  • Roman Candle
  • Roman Delight
  • Rome If You Want To (Roman-style pizza)
  • Sauce Pizzeria
  • Serious Pie
  • Shake Yer Moneymaker Pizza Baker
  • Shakespeare’s Pizza
  • Skinny Slice Pizzeria
  • Slice of Heaven
  • Slice of Italy Pizza
  • Sloppy’s Slice Shop
  • SPIN! Pizza
  • Square Pizza
  • Start Spreadin’ the Sauce!
  • Start Spreadin’ the Sauce: NY Style Pizzarium
  • Stash’s Pizza
  • Supreme Pizza and Subs
  • Sweet Tomatoes Pizza
  • The 3 Pizzateers
  • The American Wheel
  • The Best Pizza
  • The Black Olive Gourmet Pizzeria
  • The Da Vinci Crust
  • The Garlic Knot
  • The Horse With No Pizza
  • The Iron Mule
  • The Local Pizzaiolo
  • The Mad Pizza Scientist
  • The Mozzarella Fellas
  • The Pizza Cutter
  • The Pizza Stone
  • Toppers Pizza
  • Tower of Pizza
  • Tuscany Pizzeria
  • Twisted Toppings
  • Underground Pizza
  • Uno Pizzeria
  • Up Your Pizza Hole
  • Upside Pizza
  • Upper Crust
  • Va-Va-Voom Vegan Pizza
  • Value of Pie
  • Wake Up to Breakfast Pizza
  • We Knead Pizza
  • We Stuff Pizza
  • Wicked Marinara
  • Wiseguy Pizza
  • Wise Guys Pizza
  • World of Pizza
  • You Like-a Pepperoni?
  • You Like-a Pizza?

Which pizzeria names did you like — and which did you hate?

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